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I faked a stomach bug to skip my own birthday dinner
My friends planned this whole thing and I just... couldn't. I told everyone I had food poisoning and spent the night eating cereal in bed watching reality TV. Best birthday I've had in years and I feel zero guilt.
I've been pretending to like my coworker's homemade kombucha for eight months because she looked so proud the first time she brought it in. I pour half of it down the sink every single time.
I still haven't told my roommate I broke her favorite mug
It happened three months ago. I glued it back together and put it back exactly where it was. She still uses it. I think about it every time I see it in the cabinet.
I rewatch the same five comfort shows on a loop and have not started anything new in over a year. I'm not even sorry. New shows are a financial and emotional risk I am not prepared to take.
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