He proposed with a ring he 'found'

Three years together and he gets down on one knee with a ring he says he 'found in a parking lot and figured was fate.' I said yes before my brain caught up with what he just said. We're married now. I still don't know if he's joking.

She kept a spreadsheet of our dates

Six months in I found out my girlfriend had a color-coded spreadsheet ranking every date we'd been on. I was a 7.8 average. When I asked about it she said 'you went up after the picnic.' We've been together four years now.

We broke up, got back together, broke up again, and now we're roommates who occasionally still kiss goodnight. Neither of us can explain it. Our lease is up in March and honestly we're both scared of what that means.

The green flag I didn't expect

First date and he asked the waiter for extra napkins before I even spilled anything, just because he said I 'seemed like a spiller.' Reader, I am in fact a chronic spiller. We've been together two years.