Pick your level of chaos.
Every tier gets your story read live on air. The higher you go, the more reaction, advice, and spotlight you get.
Quick Tea
A quick sip
Your message gets read on air, no frills.
- Message read on air
- Shoutout to your name or "anonymous"
Hot Tea
Now we're talking
Read + a real reaction from all three hosts.
- Message read on air
- Live host reactions
- Priority in the queue
Spicy Tea
Bring the heat
Read, reacted to, and the hosts give you real advice.
- Message read on air
- Live host reactions
- Full advice segment
- Priority in the queue
Nuclear Tea
Go nuclear
The full treatment — deep dive, advice, and a featured spot.
- Message read on air
- Live host reactions
- Full advice segment
- Guaranteed featured episode spot
- Shoutout on social media
Zelle only. No exceptions.
No Stripe, no PayPal, no card processors holding your data. Just a direct, secure Zelle transfer that we verify by hand.
Zelle only, manually verified
No third-party processors holding your info. You pay via Zelle, confirm it on our site, and our team manually verifies every payment.
Typical turnaround
Most approved stories get scheduled within 1-2 weeks. Higher tiers get priority placement in the queue.
Questions about pricing?
Check our FAQ for the full breakdown of what each tier includes, or reach out via the Contact page.
Ready to submit?
Pick a tier above or head straight to the submission form — you'll choose your tier and pay via Zelle in the next step.
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