Pricing

Pick your level of chaos.

Every tier gets your story read live on air. The higher you go, the more reaction, advice, and spotlight you get.

Quick Tea

A quick sip

$10one-time

Your message gets read on air, no frills.

  • Message read on air
  • Shoutout to your name or "anonymous"
Choose Quick Tea
Most Popular

Hot Tea

Now we're talking

$20one-time

Read + a real reaction from all three hosts.

  • Message read on air
  • Live host reactions
  • Priority in the queue
Choose Hot Tea

Spicy Tea

Bring the heat

$35one-time

Read, reacted to, and the hosts give you real advice.

  • Message read on air
  • Live host reactions
  • Full advice segment
  • Priority in the queue
Choose Spicy Tea

Nuclear Tea

Go nuclear

$50one-time

The full treatment — deep dive, advice, and a featured spot.

  • Message read on air
  • Live host reactions
  • Full advice segment
  • Guaranteed featured episode spot
  • Shoutout on social media
Choose Nuclear Tea
How Payment Works

Zelle only. No exceptions.

No Stripe, no PayPal, no card processors holding your data. Just a direct, secure Zelle transfer that we verify by hand.

Zelle only, manually verified

No third-party processors holding your info. You pay via Zelle, confirm it on our site, and our team manually verifies every payment.

Typical turnaround

Most approved stories get scheduled within 1-2 weeks. Higher tiers get priority placement in the queue.

Questions about pricing?

Check our FAQ for the full breakdown of what each tier includes, or reach out via the Contact page.

Ready to submit?

Pick a tier above or head straight to the submission form — you'll choose your tier and pay via Zelle in the next step.

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