Pick your level of chaos.
The higher you go, the more reaction, advice, and spotlight you get or, with Anonymous Messages, an actual phone call. Send a message to a loved one or to your enemy!
Quick Tea
A quick sip
Your message gets read on air, no frills.
- Message read in a video
- Not guaranteed to be read
Hot Tea
Now we're talking
Read + a real reaction from all three hosts.
- Message read, recorded & posted guaranteed
- Host reactions & opinions
- Standard Priority in the Queue
Spicy Tea
Bring the heat
Read, reacted to, and the hosts give you real advice.
- Message read, recorded & posted guaranteed
- Live host reactions
- Full advice segment
- VIP Priority in the queue
Anonymous Messages
We call. Then we read it.
We call the number you leave, then read your message out loud to them during the recording.
- We call the number you provide
- Your message read out loud to them on the call
- Message read, recorded & posted guaranteed
- Full host reactions
- First VIP Priority scheduling
Zelle only. No exceptions.
No Stripe, no PayPal, no card processors holding your data. Just a direct, secure Zelle transfer that we verify by hand.
Zelle only, manually verified
No third-party processors holding your info. You pay via Zelle, confirm it on our site, and our team manually verifies every payment.
Typical turnaround
Most approved stories get scheduled within 1-2 weeks. Higher tiers get priority placement in the queue.
Questions about pricing?
Check our FAQ for the full breakdown of what each tier includes, or reach out via the Contact page.
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